spost 

One syllable that equals a long phrase with speakers in the American south: It is supposed to be.

Spost to rain all day today.

spost by Richard Black April 9, 2005

Spost 

A shortened, family-friendly version of the word shitpost. The gerund is sposting.

YouTube Shorts has created more Spost Channels.

Spost by aximatis January 20, 2023

Streme Spoats 

The act of using a vehicle in an extreme or destructive manner at high speeds while doing a job or an important task . First used by two men speeding destructively on a watercraft going upstream on rapids, hence the name "streme". (Ex-treme + st-ream = Streme) and (sports = Spoats).

"We'll get there soon, but we gotta do some Streme Spoats!"

"The destination is right here, but we gotta do some Streme Spoats first!"

A guy going upstream or down a mountain in a vehicle : "STREME SPOATS!"

Streme Spoats by DaleSnailTrail September 8, 2015

Shostakovich 

Probably the most hardcore classical composer to live. You think your screamo shit is "hardcore?" Then you have not heard of Shostakovich and your opinion is invalid.

Shostakovich was a genius who lived under the oppressive watch of the USSR; as a result, Shostakovich composed some of the most frightening music ever conceived by man.

His Symphony No. 5 and Symphony No. 10 are (arguably) his most badass pieces.

Richard: I hate classical. It's fucking boring.
Mark: You have clearly never heard of Shostakovich.
*After listening to the "Allegro" from Symphony 10*
Richard: Dude, my mind is blown.

Shostakovich by kanapanapan June 4, 2010

Cone spastic 

A heavy marijuana user, since a common form of consumption is smoking via a cone through a bong.

"That guys stoned all the time, he's a real cone spastic"

Cone spastic by Tim Muirhead April 30, 2008

cheeky spastic 

A beverage made mainly from shorts. Generally has added vitamins in the way of foodstuffs such as sprouts. Named from the effect of drinking it combined with the phrase "Oh that's cheeky" and closely followed by temporary spastication. Also worth seeing the more modern variation, the Cheeky Saville

Colin had a cheeky spastic before crawling home and anally impregnating the gremlin.

cheeky spastic by CleansweepBod November 21, 2014

snost 

The past-tense of 'snooze'; made popular by singer-songwriter Mike Doughty in his 2005 song "I Hear the Bells", though not actually invented by him.

You snooze you lose; well I snost and lost.

snost by WolverinesFan January 25, 2010