Sports Hoe

This happens when someone decides to keep switching teams for any sport. Just use the name of the sport instead of using "Sports Hoe".

*Fifa*

Dude 1: Damn, Japan lost again...

Dude 2: That's it! I'm done with Japan... Hello South Africa.

Dude 1: Fifa Hoe...

Dude 2: Isn't it "Sports Hoe"?

Dude 1: Sure, idiot...

by King Master Chef November 14, 2010

hoe shorts

Shorts females wear to show off their ass

Jenny with those hoe shorts again

by AlexWilliams234 August 19, 2017

Sportshole

Noun - a mix between "sports fan" and "asshole". a person of such extreme absorbtion in the world of sports, that every sentance spoken is about some lame statistic or how they really called the right fantasy game but didnt go with his instincts, etc. A know it all of sports in general, often forgoing other social activities to watch sport events.

"hey, we are going to this girl's house, she has three sets of hot twins over and they all want to bone, so lets go!"

"im gonna stay home and watch the fins game, my fantasy is riding on this one, and i SO have it lined up! "

".....you are a total sportshole!"

by Mikey in Tamarac November 1, 2007

Sportshour

The amount of time between the same story on consecutive airings of SportsCenter on ESPN. When a person realizes it has been one sportshour, they also realize that they are completely wasting their time.

A sportshour is equivalent in length to one hour.

Guy1: Yo dude didn't they already show highlights from the Knicks-Bulls game?
Guy2: Yeah cus it's been one sportshour, lets go do something else.

by --Mike-- November 15, 2011