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Sportivity 

Noun
Any physical game or activity that is less formal and not as organized as a sport but has rules and techniques for the individual's and the group's exercise and recreation.
Mountain climbing is an activity.
Frisbee golf and wiffle-ball games are each a SPORTIVITY with rules and competition but no referees.
Football, baseball, and soccer are sports.
Sportivity by Kingofcorn March 1, 2019

spedtivity 

An action that involves engaging in special-education related activities.
Ankit did not attend school today because he was busy with his spedtivity.
spedtivity by socialmonster1740 October 15, 2021

shortevity 

The opposite of longevity. A short duration of life due to hot driving burning madness, too much caffeine, too much sex, too much intensity, too much quick chemical food and not enough cooling chill gladness.
Take a break my friend; your shortevity fuse is ripping!
shortevity by Star Blazer June 29, 2009

Smartivity 

The activity of behaving in a smart fashion.
Rather than sit around drooling, Mark prefered to engage in a well rounded smartivity such as reading about truthiness.
Smartivity by rufflesdance December 9, 2009

Spooktivity 

Short hand for “spooky activities”. Any activity related to October holidays. E.g., haunted houses, pumpkin carving, watching horror movie, and so on…
The haunted house was my favorite spooktivity this year!
Spooktivity by Burnt out student November 13, 2022

sertivity 

Sertivity is a short moment in communication when assertiveness begins to turn into aggressiveness. The subject raises his voice, clenches his fists, but is not determined to take any action, neither aggressive nor calming the situation. Sertive people are those who have enough self-confidence to be assertive. They try, but it's not enough for assertiveness.
Sertivity! Typical of you when I want to agree with you or when I don't!
sertivity by dusoart April 4, 2024
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