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shortevity 

The opposite of longevity. A short duration of life due to hot driving burning madness, too much caffeine, too much sex, too much intensity, too much quick chemical food and not enough cooling chill gladness.
Take a break my friend; your shortevity fuse is ripping!
shortevity by Star Blazer June 29, 2009
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shortgevity

The condition of being cursed by a life of short duration, as opposed to being blessed by a life of long duration.
Although his parents experienced longevity, being hit by a bus resulted in his unexpected shortgevity.
shortgevity by Goodmalood January 18, 2012
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Sportivity 

Noun
Any physical game or activity that is less formal and not as organized as a sport but has rules and techniques for the individual's and the group's exercise and recreation.
Mountain climbing is an activity.
Frisbee golf and wiffle-ball games are each a SPORTIVITY with rules and competition but no referees.
Football, baseball, and soccer are sports.
Sportivity by Kingofcorn March 1, 2019

Shortgevity

Defines the expected life span of said whatever it is your talking about it's the opposite of longevity
The shortgevity of his term will not be remembered.
Shortgevity by SAMABONES March 1, 2020

Sportivity 

Noun
Any physical game or activity that is less formal and not as organized as a sport but has rules and techniques for the individual's and the group's exercise and recreation.
Mountain climbing is an activity.
Frisbee golf and wiffle-ball games are each a SPORTIVITY with rules and competition but no referees.
Football, baseball, and soccer are sports.
Sportivity by Kingofcorn March 1, 2019
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