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Sport Mode 

Sport Mode refers to when your Johnson looks like a toddler’s after physical activity, hot or cold weather or in the shower. The bloodflow goes to different parts of the body leaving you looking like a flat balloon.
Dammit, my girl saw me in sport mode for the first time, now she keeps calling me earthworm Jim.
Sport Mode by VCSisGAI March 16, 2023

sport mode 

That moment when you are half way in between a boner and flaccid penis while doing intense lifting in either the gym or any other physical activity.
"that last set was epic. check it out, im in sport mode"
sport mode by jew fool October 11, 2015

crocs on sport mode 

when the flip on your crocs are flipped to the front, they are on sport mode.
*jonny flips his croc flap to the front*

brad then says “yooo dude you really putting your crocs on sport mode!”

sports model 

A woman that has had her tubes tied, or a hysterectomy, and has sex purely for pleasure, not procreation!
I don't need to worry 'bout no condoms, 'cause she's a sports model
sports model by LuckyJee July 22, 2007

Sportsmode

When your dick is all shrivelled up to retain heat/stay out of the way during athletics. Typically paired with a tightened ballsack for the same reason.
I was stuck in sportsmode, dude, leave me alone.
Sportsmode by drbencarson August 7, 2016