Sportsmode
When your dick is all shrivelled up to retain heat/stay out of the way during athletics. Typically paired with a tightened ballsack for the same reason.
Sportsmode by drbencarson August 7, 2016
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sportsdome
the act of receiving a blowjob a.k.a. "dome" while watching a major sporting event such as the Superbowl, World Series, or any playoff game.
Man 1: Yo bro, you catch the Eastern Conference game last night?
Man 2: Not only did I catch the game, I got me some sportsdome too!
Man 1 : That's bro
Man 2: Not only did I catch the game, I got me some sportsdome too!
Man 1 : That's bro
sportsdome by trumanfacekicker June 11, 2011
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Sportshole
Noun - a mix between "sports fan" and "asshole". a person of such extreme absorbtion in the world of sports, that every sentance spoken is about some lame statistic or how they really called the right fantasy game but didnt go with his instincts, etc. A know it all of sports in general, often forgoing other social activities to watch sport events.
"hey, we are going to this girl's house, she has three sets of hot twins over and they all want to bone, so lets go!"
"im gonna stay home and watch the fins game, my fantasy is riding on this one, and i SO have it lined up! "
".....you are a total sportshole!"
"im gonna stay home and watch the fins game, my fantasy is riding on this one, and i SO have it lined up! "
".....you are a total sportshole!"
Sportshole by Mikey in Tamarac November 1, 2007
Sportsboner
1. verb - A male that has a constant erection.
2. adj - One who is aroused by sports or athletic events.
2. adj - One who is aroused by sports or athletic events.
1. "That dude sportsboner all day."
2. "Bro, this soccer game is so awesome. I have the biggest sportsboner right now."
2. "Bro, this soccer game is so awesome. I have the biggest sportsboner right now."
Sportsboner by Sportsboner September 25, 2011
Sportimoreans
Sports fans in the Baltimore-area for baseball, basketball, football, hockey, lacrosse and all things sports.
Sportimoreans by Dunkadelic Era January 15, 2019
sportsmatecian
A Sportsmatecian is a person with an extensive knowledge of sports, sports statistics, and sports history.
person 1: Who won the game last night between the Heat and the Lakers?
person 2: I don't know man. You should ask Bryant, he's a real sportsmatecian. He can tell you about the score, the stats, and all the highlights.
person 2: I don't know man. You should ask Bryant, he's a real sportsmatecian. He can tell you about the score, the stats, and all the highlights.
sportsmatecian by boo&brasen April 6, 2013
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TLDU
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.
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Salad Days
green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.
Rashness with little concern of consequence.
Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
Rashness with little concern of consequence.
Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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board chow
A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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