Sportsmode

When your dick is all shrivelled up to retain heat/stay out of the way during athletics. Typically paired with a tightened ballsack for the same reason.

I was stuck in sportsmode, dude, leave me alone.

Sportsmode by drbencarson August 7, 2016

sportsdome 

the act of receiving a blowjob a.k.a. "dome" while watching a major sporting event such as the Superbowl, World Series, or any playoff game.

Man 1: Yo bro, you catch the Eastern Conference game last night?
Man 2: Not only did I catch the game, I got me some sportsdome too!
Man 1 : That's bro

sportsdome by trumanfacekicker June 11, 2011

Sportshole 

Noun - a mix between "sports fan" and "asshole". a person of such extreme absorbtion in the world of sports, that every sentance spoken is about some lame statistic or how they really called the right fantasy game but didnt go with his instincts, etc. A know it all of sports in general, often forgoing other social activities to watch sport events.

"hey, we are going to this girl's house, she has three sets of hot twins over and they all want to bone, so lets go!"

"im gonna stay home and watch the fins game, my fantasy is riding on this one, and i SO have it lined up! "

".....you are a total sportshole!"

Sportshole by Mikey in Tamarac November 1, 2007

Sportsboner 

1. verb - A male that has a constant erection.
2. adj - One who is aroused by sports or athletic events.

1. "That dude sportsboner all day."
2. "Bro, this soccer game is so awesome. I have the biggest sportsboner right now."

Sportsboner by Sportsboner September 25, 2011

Sportimoreans 

Sports fans in the Baltimore-area for baseball, basketball, football, hockey, lacrosse and all things sports.

A flock of "Sportimoreans" went to the Hall of Fame ceremony for Ravens legend Ray Lewis.

Sportimoreans by Dunkadelic Era January 15, 2019

sportsmatecian 

A Sportsmatecian is a person with an extensive knowledge of sports, sports statistics, and sports history.

person 1: Who won the game last night between the Heat and the Lakers?

person 2: I don't know man. You should ask Bryant, he's a real sportsmatecian. He can tell you about the score, the stats, and all the highlights.

sportsmatecian by boo&brasen April 6, 2013

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005