Spork

1. Within the fandom community, "to spork" something means to parody or make fun of something, especially fanfiction.

2. A meaningless exclamation thrown haphazardly into sentences by your standard "random, hyper" fangirl who claims to be on a "sugar high."

"We sporked her story because she wrote a Mary-Sue."

"Spork!!! I'm being random today!"

by ChaosRocket October 6, 2007

Spork

Another word for transexual, it is a combination of spoon and fork just like a combination of a male and female.

son- Why is that man looking so weirdly at me daddy?

dad- Because, he is a spork son.

by clydidia. February 23, 2008

Sporking

A kind of foreplay. Where the man has a boner while in the act of spooning.

Shannen: Baby, What's the poking me?
Louis: My penis.
Shannen: Oh ok.
*Falls back asleep while getting sporking*

by Stormmfreakk July 2, 2010

spork

a spoon and fork hybrid

its a mix of a spoon and a fork stupid, do you really need an example?

by Chris Waters November 6, 2002

spork

THE single most versatile instrument to exist above, on, or below the surface of the earth.

It has the scooping ability of a spoon and the stabbing ability of a fork! It's a spork!

by Shawn E. April 17, 2003

spork

a verb

the act of spooning with an erection

Steve sporked with Sally last night

by matt sizzle October 17, 2003

Spork

The spermy cork that forms atop the penis shaft shortly after ejaculation. The next time one urinates the Spork flys like a champagne cork usually leading to some misguided urine.

I blew my spork and pissed all over the toilet seat!

by darealjz June 1, 2010