A nickname for any guy who spoons like a boss.
Sleeping with him is so nice, it must be because he's The Human Spork.
by TheHumanSpork October 20, 2015
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A shit stirrer - see also Stinky Spoon

A Smelly Spork is the same as a Stinky Spoon but is of the geek variety.
I don't know why that biotch had to tell him i saw "X-Men" with somebody else! She is such a Smelly Spork!
by Klogem December 11, 2009
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