snorkage

A variation of the word “snorked.” When you have been snorked, you can simplify the occurrence of it in one exasperating exclamation: Snorkage!

In a game of Texas Hold 'Em, the river allows the underdog to hit a one-outer, thereby putting a bad beat on the player who was favored to win the pot. Someone at the table exclaims, "Ooooh, Snorkage!"

by Cyprus Denton Fekks February 18, 2011

Sporkage

The verb/adj/noun form of spork. Often used as a replacement for many things.

I really need some sporkage.
Look at that great sporkage!
I'm gonna go sporkage.

by Sporkage March 27, 2003