Spootted

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The stupider version of the word stoopid. Another way to call someone stupid, although it barely makes sense and is commonly used by people with an IQ lower than room temperature.

A: "Spootted doesn't even sound like 'stupid', how does that make sense?"
B: "You're spootted."

Spootted by Daddy Long Legs, the stripper August 24, 2020

Words you can keep

white spotted bambi

While engaging in vaginal or oral sex with a woman, before ejaculating remove your penis and proceed to ejaculate on her face. Then shoot her mom.

Guy 1: Dude, I totally gave Christy a white spotted bambi last night.

Guy 2: Man, you should really leave the country.

white spotted bambi by strawberrytaco October 13, 2009

Related Words

Spootted • spotted dick • spotted • spooted • spotted owl • spotted cow • Spotted Cod • spotted dog • Spoothed Hooth • SPOTTED APE

Spottedleaf

Spottedleaf is a small, lithe, soft-furred, dark tortoiseshell-and-white she-cat with large, warm, amber eyes, and white-tipped ears. Her coat is distinctively dappled and mottled with orange and brown markings, and she has small white paws and a black-tipped, gold-and-brown-striped tabby tail. She was the previous Medicine Cat Of ThunderClan.

Killed by: Clawface and Mapleshade
Mentored by: Thrushpelt and Featherwhisker
Apprentices: None
Preceded by: Featherwhisker
Succeeded by: Yellowfang of ShadowClan

Mother: Swiftbreeze
Father: Adderfang
Sisters: Willowpelt and Leopardfoot (older)
Brothers: Redtail and Patchpelt (older)

“Spottedleaf may not be in StarClan anymore, but she lives in our hearts.” - Jayleaf (quote from me)

Spottedleaf by Jayleaf October 18, 2018

rocky mountain spotted monkey pluckers

A group of hill billy hicks that don't have much intelligence.

Those rocky mountain spotted monkey pluckers couldn't find their way out of a paper bag!

rocky mountain spotted monkey pluckers by Babaganoosh September 10, 2005

Spotted Dick

A quintessential and traditional English pudding, commonly found in secondary school dining hall. It is a heavy sponge with raisins usually served hot with helpings of ambrosia custard (or your school's lumpy equivalent...)

Jack: Ianto, are you having any of that spotted dick today?
Ianto: depends if the custard doesn't stick to the spoon.
Rose: so true. Although, the spotted dick does look good today!

Spotted Dick by SierraJuliet February 13, 2019

Rocky mountain spotted beaver

A sloppy herpes infested sister blister

I thought we hit it off till she showed me her rocky mountain spotted beaver

Rocky mountain spotted beaver by Suka may korncob June 20, 2018

spotted-ass ape

Fictuous animal used as a descriptor of comparison to relate the speed or velocity of another object. Origin unknown.

That car is faster than a spotted-ass ape.

What the hell are you talking about? I ain't never seen no spotted-ass ape.

That's right my friend. That's because they're too fast!

spotted-ass ape by Wonkavator July 8, 2004

Salad Days

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5

"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."

Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.

Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."

age gate by Banja January 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people

A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*

board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007

Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.

Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!

young pup by the dog May 30, 2006

Word of the Day on August 25, 2026

grebo

West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.

Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!

grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006

Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.

“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro”

TikTok Farlands by PINES FAMILY TORTURER July 24, 2026

Word of the Day on August 23, 2026