Spootted

The stupider version of the word stoopid. Another way to call someone stupid, although it barely makes sense and is commonly used by people with an IQ lower than room temperature.

A: "Spootted doesn't even sound like 'stupid', how does that make sense?"
B: "You're spootted."

by Daddy Long Legs, the stripper August 24, 2020

white spotted bambi

While engaging in vaginal or oral sex with a woman, before ejaculating remove your penis and proceed to ejaculate on her face. Then shoot her mom.

Guy 1: Dude, I totally gave Christy a white spotted bambi last night.

Guy 2: Man, you should really leave the country.

by strawberrytaco October 13, 2009

Spottedleaf

Spottedleaf is a small, lithe, soft-furred, dark tortoiseshell-and-white she-cat with large, warm, amber eyes, and white-tipped ears. Her coat is distinctively dappled and mottled with orange and brown markings, and she has small white paws and a black-tipped, gold-and-brown-striped tabby tail. She was the previous Medicine Cat Of ThunderClan.

Killed by: Clawface and Mapleshade
Mentored by: Thrushpelt and Featherwhisker
Apprentices: None
Preceded by: Featherwhisker
Succeeded by: Yellowfang of ShadowClan

Mother: Swiftbreeze
Father: Adderfang
Sisters: Willowpelt and Leopardfoot (older)
Brothers: Redtail and Patchpelt (older)

“Spottedleaf may not be in StarClan anymore, but she lives in our hearts.” - Jayleaf (quote from me)

by Jayleaf October 18, 2018

rocky mountain spotted monkey pluckers

A group of hill billy hicks that don't have much intelligence.

Those rocky mountain spotted monkey pluckers couldn't find their way out of a paper bag!

by Babaganoosh September 10, 2005

Spotted Dick

A quintessential and traditional English pudding, commonly found in secondary school dining hall. It is a heavy sponge with raisins usually served hot with helpings of ambrosia custard (or your school's lumpy equivalent...)

Jack: Ianto, are you having any of that spotted dick today?
Ianto: depends if the custard doesn't stick to the spoon.
Rose: so true. Although, the spotted dick does look good today!

by SierraJuliet February 13, 2019

Rocky mountain spotted beaver

A sloppy herpes infested sister blister

I thought we hit it off till she showed me her rocky mountain spotted beaver

by Suka may korncob June 20, 2018

spotted-ass ape

Fictuous animal used as a descriptor of comparison to relate the speed or velocity of another object. Origin unknown.

That car is faster than a spotted-ass ape.

What the hell are you talking about? I ain't never seen no spotted-ass ape.

That's right my friend. That's because they're too fast!

by Wonkavator July 8, 2004