Spoonti

The mix of the words spoon and Santi. When someone who has the nickname of Santi (i.e. Santiago) has incredibly good RNG and receives rare items much quicker than their intended rate of acquisition (they are spoonfed items with little effort).

Hey Spoonti, I can't believe it took you 7 whole kills to get the Hydra pet. That must have been quite the grind for you by comparison!

Spoonti by nonspoonedfriend June 24, 2021

spooning sleep 

Occurs after sexual intercourse when a man leaves his dick inside a woman vagina all night long while the two are sleeping.

After several hours of fucking in the love shack Chad and Keirsten got tired & decided to try spooning sleep for the rest of the night !

spooning sleep by JDawg 316 April 21, 2016

Spoonkid 

Professional bag fumbler

''Fuck man...'' ~ Spoonkid after losing an M2 to a revy kid

Spoonkid by BigMansCheese February 18, 2022

Spooning 

When two people lie on their sides and the outside individual has their body against the other's back and an arm over them. It's recommended that if you're on the outside, you fold the arm of the side you're laying on up so you can lay your head on it instead of having it pinned beneath your partner. A leg over their hip is welcome and comfortable.

Yo me and my boyfriend were spooning last night and he fell asleep so fast. He said my boobs were warm on his back and i was like no shit they're practically organic heaters

Spooning by The Jean Genie November 22, 2016

Spoonbillin 

Black males that have sex with as many women as they can without any regard to the consciences, including taken responsibility for any of their sex partners children

That Kobe Bryant, he bees spoonbillin, now he gonna be chillin!

Spoonbillin by Mr Bentley September 27, 2007

spoonie 

A spoonie is someone living with a chronic illness.
It mostly refers to physical chronic illnesses, though it has been known to be a helpful term for those with chronic mental illness as well.

It originates from Christine Miserandino's Spoon Theory story, in which she explains what it's like to live with chronic illness to a friend, and uses a handful of spoons to demonstrate.
For example, daily activities that healthy people tend not to think about take tolls on people with chronic illness. You start the day with a certain number of spoons, and play your day around not running out. Socializing might cost spoons, using the stairs might cost spoons, lifting things might cost spoons, etc.

Skylar: It's a low spoons day today, I don't think I'll go out.
Fallon: You're a spoonie? I didn't know. Well, I hope you feel better tomorrow. Can I do anything for you?

spoonie by kyerowan February 9, 2014

spoontard 

to walk into a gas station pretending to have a disability in order to confuse the employees; so called, because the originator used a pink plastic spoon in the first ever spoontard.

We're going spoontarding later when we get some corn nuts.

spoontard by spoontard March 21, 2009