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Spoon Fest

A term defining a very extreme party. The type lasting usually at least two or more days where one would expect to find themselves very high, very drunk, very pregnant, arrested, or any combonation of the four. Usually many bands and/or unusual acts play throughout its entirety.
1. Man I got so much action at that party last week. Now that's a f@#kin Spoon Fest.

2. My Bro's wife got knocked up at a Spoon Fest like that one.

3. Man I was so toasted after that Spoon Fest I don't know how I made it home.
Spoon Fest by Clay Spoon September 30, 2007
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spoonfest 

1.Created Sep. 2005 in Georgia, Spoonfest is a semi-annual event, featuring live music performances,partying, camping, dancing, swimming, mayhem, ect.
Held at the end of March and September to celebrate the fall and spring birthdays of the two Spoon brothers.
2. a wild or chaotic gathering of inebriated young people.
"This dude got his car stuck in a sand pit at Spoonfest two. What an idiot."
"I don't remember anything from my second night at Spoonfest."
spoonfest by The Cole Spoon September 30, 2007

sponfest 

Promoting a sponsor or brand to the extent that it is unnecessary.
That girl is wearing all Nike. She is a walking sponfest.
sponfest by yourfavekat October 8, 2017

Spooniestbeaver 

A Spooniestbeaver is a girl who enjoys playing computer games, often online. She has no preference to FPS, RTS and RPG, as long as she is surrounded by noobs and can occasionally win. She may also have a group of loyal followers (due to her gender) who can help her improve her gaming skills and rank/level up.
That Lucy is such a Spooniestbeaver!
Spooniestbeaver by Nilemra April 26, 2006

Spoonfest 

Started in 1994, it was an somewhat regular meeting of friends to eat at a buffet, share funny stories, steal spoons, and bowl or shoot pool.

In recent years the even has only occurred once per 12-18 months.
I bought a newbie to a spoonfest and they made me proud my snatching 2 spoons and an ice cream bowl.
Spoonfest by Rob² March 22, 2009

Utility beer 

Utility beer is the beer you keep around for the day-to-day moments when beer is a necessity to assist in pedestrian activities (golf, plumbing, yardwork, babysitting, staff meetings, Zoom calls). For the beer snob it is the beer you save for neighbors when they drop in at 3 p.m. on a Tuesday. It is differentiated from the actual high-end beer you save for special events, holidays, and special tastings.
Person 1: Dave, did you bring along those hazy craft IPA's so we could drink while cleaning Lyle's pool?
Person 2: Nope. I just have a bunch of utility beer that Steve dumped on me. Good enough for this. It is only 10:30 a.m.
Utility beer by lakeshore February 1, 2022
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Police activity, especially of the non-productive type i.e. The act of setting up and patrolling speed traps, harassing or arresting people based on appearance (racial profiling), breaking up parties, any sort of cannabis bust, etc.
"Did you see all the cops on highway 6? They are oinking hard!"

"I hope Johnny doesn't get caught with his bag of weed, the pigs are oinking"
Oinking by DontDrinkSoda June 29, 2013
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