Spoom clan 

Spoom is Woods on the flip side. It is a play on words relating to anyone with the last name "woods" who is incredibly upside down and backwards in his/her behavior.

The title of "spoom clan" is taken by a large family based out of Indiana who bear the Woods name and fit the spoom definition perfectly. Only a unanimous vote amongst the original members can induct a new spoom into membership. These inductees are then referred to as "half spooms". they hold minimal power in overall issues but acquire massive bragging rights following induction. Beware of impersonators.

After years of attempts, she finally succeeded in her lifelong goal to be a "half spoom"
"She "parcored" her way to the grocery store singing christmas carols in july. She must be in the Spoom clan!"

Spoom clan by Kabatica April 12, 2010