spoom-woods

1.one who wears dress flops quite occasionally w/ pink Polo's

2. looks like 12 year old Jewish girl; refer to gyspey

3. someones house squirrel wants to burn down

4. ones only friend are his sister and sisters friend

5. tries to bang girls, preferably best friends, whom are clearly unconscious

6. squirrel refers to Woods Parker as a Mexican Jew whore cunt and also Jew gold

1. go to (http://fotos.fotoflexer.com/fd5484488cae53cdd81c54a11c214ffd.jpg)

2. also see { by the way spoom-woods has shorter hair } (http://fotos.fotoflexer.com/d041310490e076ffe731b90d15e8dcd2.jpg)

3. " squirrel no you can't burn woods house ?"
" no squirrel u cant that's arsony "

4. also go to (http://fotos.fotoflexer.com/1a3a05c6989e04449c5b7330bc2e8891.jpg)

5. see (http://fotos.fotoflexer.com/faa0c2d11b163b9859c58811fbf39689.jpg)

6. " woods i am gunna burn your house down you mexican jew whore cunt "

by Woods Parker August 2, 2008

wooden spoon

The number one cause of disciplined children all over the world. (Though mainly of Portuguese descent) The wooden spoon is a dangerous weapon capable of ending the tantrum of even the most stubborn child.

No, mom! Not the wooden spoon! No I promise I won't throw anymore pipe bombs!

by CriticalDesign April 9, 2008

Wooden Spoon Award

A wooden spoon is a mock or real award, usually given to an individual or team which has come last in a competition, but sometimes also to runners-up. Examples range from the academic to sporting and more frivolous events. The term is of British origin and has spread to other Commonwealth countries.

I can't believe what a comeback they made they got the Wooden Spoon Award last year"

by Immersion September 28, 2011

Wooden Spoon

A wooden spoon is a spoon that is used for stirring sauces and for mixing ingredients in cooking. It is made of wood and has a long handle. Not to be used to beat your children.

Person A: Man, my mom made some killer soup last night with a Wooden Spoon, and later used it to beat the shit out of me.
Person B: …That’s rough buddy.

by hydrateordiestraight January 2, 2022

Wooden Spoon Speed

Wooden Spoon Speed is the speed at which a child runs at while being persued by said childs enraged parent.

any person can run at wooden spoon speed.

after lil jonny broke the window, he ran at wooden spoon speed to hide under his bed.

by JehovahsWittnessProtectionUnit April 12, 2010

wooden spoon wife

An ugly spouse. The opposite of a trophy wife. From the British tradition of awarding a wooden spoon to someone finishing last in a competition. Something to be ashamed of.

Jim just got married. Is she attractive? No she's a wooden spoon wife

by Jebby3 August 9, 2009

wooden spoon

A situation where a man is spooning a woman, and suddenly has an erection, in effect poking her in her rear. This is more common in the morning hours and is usually involuntary: essentially popping morning wood while spooning.

Steph was unpleasantly surprised to be awakened by the wooden spoon.

by hack314 February 13, 2007