spoop

A even spookier meaning of the word "Spook".
The language this is most used in are skeletons and their battle commands, in their language it means. "Good calcium makes strong bones!" Which makes them fight even harder, or as they say. "Spook"

Oh fuck, oh fuck man, oh god no! I just came back from the bone zone and all the spoopy skeletons were out to get me. I almost got spooped so hard I could've died!

by Smegma Chicken November 10, 2015

spoop

when one spanks the monkeywhile simultaneously sinking a battleship. see pulp fiction before the guy misses all six shots

is he shitting?
i think hes beating off.
maybe its both?
WHO SPOOPS!?

by hewhospoopsnot June 29, 2006

spoop

a combination of the words "speed" and "poop," together meaning a quick poop.

Thank god it was a spoop, or else I would have been late to the meeting.

by Worksworth March 17, 2011

spoop

1. used to replace any swear-word.

spoopid
1. stupid

a) You're a spoophead.
b) Go spoop yourself, you spooping spoop.
c) You are spoopid.

by Chriblina August 30, 2005

spoop

Sperm that is felched out of a gay man's ass.

"My gay roommate took a huge dump in the bathroom and left spoop all over the place."

by secef November 3, 2005

spoop

spoop may be used in any situation where ambiguity regarding a person/object/substance's origin, constitution or intent exists.

Jesus H. Chrizzist! Whats all this spoop in the sink?

Ok. Who spooped all over my Supreme Chalupa!?

Watch that dude. I hear he partakes in spoopicide.

At 8:13 this morning, known spoopicidal maniac ____ ______ was arrested outside of his home in South Beach, Florida.

by notariety June 8, 2006

spoop

A slimy mixture of shit and cum. This phenomenon usually occurs after anal cream pies, when one contracts the semen out of their ass (usually for visual stimulative purposes) to unknowingly present it mingled with their own shit juices.

Guy 1: I was all excited all after loading that bitch's ass with my spooge... until she forced it out with the chipotle burrito she had for lunch.
Guy 2: Weak. What did you do?
Guy 1: I put the spoop on a frozen waffle and made the bitch eat it.
Guy 2: Not weak.

by Angel Spawn June 30, 2010