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spock cock

When you can't get it up because you're thinking about it too logically
Sorry luv, but all this talk of weddings and kids has given me a bit of the old spock cock, mind if we don't do it tonight...
spock cock by timmyfactiod December 10, 2009

spooky cock 

the reproductive organ of a ghost.
Beware the spooky cock it will rape you as soon and as long as possible coming in contact with a spooky cock would be a very bad idea.
Oh my god that fucking ghost got me with his spooky cock

Spoon cock

When a males penis has a very thin shaft, but an unusualy large lid, making it look like a spoon.
"I saw Gavin getting changed the other day and he's got a well bad spoon cock!

Spooky Cock 

When you sleep with a random girl, and wake up the next day to notice your penis looks completely different and like a strangers.
Dude i banged that skank last nite and woke up with a damn spooky cock.
Spooky Cock by jdizzle23 February 4, 2009

Spooky Cock 

Don't go into that poorly light alley, I hear that people get the spooky cock all the time.
Spooky Cock by KonkyDongs July 12, 2014

Spooky cock 

when you show your dick to a girl and it spooks her becuse of how big it is. that means you have a spooky cock.
Last night when Ashley was at my house, I showed her my spooky cock. She screamed when she saw how big it is.
Spooky cock by eocsirbekaj October 17, 2009
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026
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