Spook Cock

The spookiest of cocks.

That man's got a spook cock.

by ComposedGecko June 7, 2025

spock cock

When you can't get it up because you're thinking about it too logically

Sorry luv, but all this talk of weddings and kids has given me a bit of the old spock cock, mind if we don't do it tonight...

by timmyfactiod December 10, 2009

spooky cock

the reproductive organ of a ghost.
Beware the spooky cock it will rape you as soon and as long as possible coming in contact with a spooky cock would be a very bad idea.

Oh my god that fucking ghost got me with his spooky cock

by uRBan diCTIONARy EXTRodenare March 28, 2009

Spoon cock

When a males penis has a very thin shaft, but an unusualy large lid, making it look like a spoon.

"I saw Gavin getting changed the other day and he's got a well bad spoon cock!

by themostnaturalskintags May 12, 2007

Spooky Cock

When you sleep with a random girl, and wake up the next day to notice your penis looks completely different and like a strangers.

Dude i banged that skank last nite and woke up with a damn spooky cock.

by jdizzle23 February 4, 2009

Spooky Cock

Raping someone in the dark.

Don't go into that poorly light alley, I hear that people get the spooky cock all the time.

by KonkyDongs July 12, 2014

Spooky cock

when you show your dick to a girl and it spooks her becuse of how big it is. that means you have a spooky cock.

Last night when Ashley was at my house, I showed her my spooky cock. She screamed when she saw how big it is.

by eocsirbekaj October 17, 2009