Spongole

A combination of the words “Spastic”, “ Mong” and “Arsehole”

“Oh look at that dude he’s a right spongole!”

Spongole by Spongole creator January 5, 2026

spongoloid 

A very un-politically correct combination of the words spastic and mongoloid, used as a derogatory insult.

You're a complete spongoloid.

spongoloid by Raphael Edwards July 2, 2008

Spongled 

A term used to describe someone who is under the influence of a vast quantity of drugs, most commonly Ecstacy or MDMA.

"Good God man! Those pills have got me rather spongled"

"He looks half-cut, in fact I'd dare say he is positivly spongled"

Spongled by Operation Dandilion October 19, 2008

spongle 

When someone is a bit of a general idiot and or generally not very bright. Can also mean looking or doing something a bit daft. Bit like being a spoon.

She's a bit of a spongle.

I look a right spongle when I dance....

spongle by c1187600 February 20, 2007

Sponglemopper 

The person responsible for mopping up stray jizz on a porn set.

Jimmy was shocked when Tracy refused to clear up his jizz after he blew his load all over the bed.

"Do I look like your sponglemopper, you messy assclown?"

Sponglemopper by Gronksucker February 7, 2019

spongle 

To screw something up.

Gilligan spongled his story, the messing twunt. Makes a change from spongling his dongle in the Daily Telegraph office after hours.

spongle by Liam White March 26, 2004

spongler 

A device for spangling spaghetti

Hand me the spaghetti spongler, Marjorie, our dinner is becoming unruly.

spongler by Jonathan Planecrash June 17, 2020