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spongoloid 

A very un-politically correct combination of the words spastic and mongoloid, used as a derogatory insult.
You're a complete spongoloid.

Spongled 

A term used to describe someone who is under the influence of a vast quantity of drugs, most commonly Ecstacy or MDMA.
"Good God man! Those pills have got me rather spongled"

"He looks half-cut, in fact I'd dare say he is positivly spongled"
Spongled by Operation Dandilion October 19, 2008
When someone is a bit of a general idiot and or generally not very bright. Can also mean looking or doing something a bit daft. Bit like being a spoon.
She's a bit of a spongle.

I look a right spongle when I dance....
spongle by c1187600 February 20, 2007

Sponglemopper 

The person responsible for mopping up stray jizz on a porn set.
Jimmy was shocked when Tracy refused to clear up his jizz after he blew his load all over the bed.

"Do I look like your sponglemopper, you messy assclown?"
Sponglemopper by Gronksucker February 7, 2019
Gilligan spongled his story, the messing twunt. Makes a change from spongling his dongle in the Daily Telegraph office after hours.
spongle by Liam White March 26, 2004

spongler 

A device for spangling spaghetti
Hand me the spaghetti spongler, Marjorie, our dinner is becoming unruly.