Spongole

A combination of the words “Spastic”, “ Mong” and “Arsehole”

“Oh look at that dude he’s a right spongole!”

by Spongole creator January 5, 2026

spongoloid

A very un-politically correct combination of the words spastic and mongoloid, used as a derogatory insult.

You're a complete spongoloid.

by Raphael Edwards July 2, 2008

Spongled

A term used to describe someone who is under the influence of a vast quantity of drugs, most commonly Ecstacy or MDMA.

"Good God man! Those pills have got me rather spongled"

"He looks half-cut, in fact I'd dare say he is positivly spongled"

by Operation Dandilion October 19, 2008

spongle

When someone is a bit of a general idiot and or generally not very bright. Can also mean looking or doing something a bit daft. Bit like being a spoon.

She's a bit of a spongle.

I look a right spongle when I dance....

by c1187600 February 20, 2007

Sponglemopper

The person responsible for mopping up stray jizz on a porn set.

Jimmy was shocked when Tracy refused to clear up his jizz after he blew his load all over the bed.

"Do I look like your sponglemopper, you messy assclown?"

by Gronksucker February 7, 2019

spongle

To screw something up.

Gilligan spongled his story, the messing twunt. Makes a change from spongling his dongle in the Daily Telegraph office after hours.

by Liam White March 26, 2004

spongler

A device for spangling spaghetti

Hand me the spaghetti spongler, Marjorie, our dinner is becoming unruly.

by Jonathan Planecrash June 17, 2020