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Mustache Spongebath

When a mustachioed man goes down on a girl. Like dipping a paint brush into a can of paint, he fills the bristles of his mustache with her lady juice. He then uses his pussy-juice soaked mustache to coat her body with her own girl cum, like a nurse cleaning a patient with a wet sponge.
Me: "Last night Sarah was feeling extra dirty so she asked me to give her a mustache spongebath."
Sarah's Mom: "What?"
Me: "Just cleaned her up a bit."

Sarah's mom: "Oh, that's nice."
Me: "You have no idea."

Spongebong Hemppants 

One of the funniest Internet cartoons ever, but for some reason is very hard to find.
Who live in a bong in a dormitory? Spongebong Hemppants!
Spongebong Hemppants by --- March 6, 2005

spongebather 

usually an overwieght celler dwelling slob of a person. too damn lazy to even maintain personal hygene. they only attempt to perform any sort of hygenetic action when the carbuncles underneath their inner tube flabby flesh begins oozing with smelly pus. then they make a half hearted attempt with an old bactira filled sponge from beneath the bathroom sink and lukewarm water...
Dude, did ya get aload of that spongebather he's been wearing the same t-shirt since 1999.....
spongebather by kmd555564 October 6, 2011

Spongebawls 

A funny name for Spongebob in the famous Grandma's Kisses spoof.
Whip out your sack I'll be back in a sec Spongebawls.
Spongebawls by iTzJSw4g June 12, 2011

Spongeman 

Very cool person, Swell, amazing, opposite of "wasteman", awesome
swell, cool, awesome, Spongeman
Spongeman by Harry&Amy March 25, 2011

Spongeboni 

It's that shit that mops shit up!!!!!!!111
Hey bro, I need to mop up that jizz stack; pass that spongeboni!!!!!!!!11111
Spongeboni by JiZZ$SpONgeS December 2, 2011