a man with rather large testicles and a gargantuous membrane to accompany them. this man is usually very attractive and has mad game with the ladies. it is believed that he has hooked up with the entire alaphabet(of ladies last names).
"you see sponaballs over there, i heard his balls are huge."
"yeah well i heard he boinked a Z..."
"bro, real talk?"
"real talk..."
The game you play with your lover, when, after sex, you throw the sponge-soaked tissues from cleaning up across the room to the trash can and try to score points for making it into the can.
Andre was off his game, but Ginger scored 2 points, with a final score of 2-0 for the evening’s Spoogeball game.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!