HotMonster65's definitions

Spoogeball

The game you play with your lover, when, after sex, you throw the sponge-soaked tissues from cleaning up across the room to the trash can and try to score points for making it into the can.

Andre was off his game, but Ginger scored 2 points, with a final score of 2-0 for the evening’s Spoogeball game.

by HotMonster65 October 19, 2025

pubeland

Pubeland is the areas around the bathroom floor such as behind the toilet and the corners where pubes collect and if something is dropped in pubeland, it’s basically unrecoverable.

I’ve dropped my toothbrush in pubeland, so I’ll need to get a new one.

by HotMonster65 February 3, 2024

Remote hoarding

The habit of storing things at other’s homes or properties, typically because one is running out of space, under the guise of a long-term loan, with the idea that it will be available when needed without having to store at one’s own home or property.

Nathan knew that Shawn and his girlfriend wanted to start kayaking, so he offered to lend Shawn his two kayaks and let him keep them at his property under the guide of a long term loan, but as remote hoarding, Nathan’s can come get them whenever he needs to.

by HotMonster65 October 19, 2025