Splitrock

A small ass town with old people. There are stray cats, big trucks and bigger horses. Touch their trucks and horses, your life will end with a closed door.

Splitrock has some real, old wackos in it.

by Dfghfdghgdd May 5, 2024

shitrocked

A shortening of the phrase He/She got His/Her shit rocked. Meaning to get hit amazingly hard, or to be beaten bad in a sport or fight.

Did you see that kid get hit? He got shitrocked!

by Romanick October 16, 2007

Shitrocks

Extremely heavy rocks of shit that plunge out of your ass at high speeds, sending waves upon waves of toilet water splashing up against your asshole.

Fuck dude, I haven't shit in 6 days I'm going to have some serious shitrocks.

by Deadbreed January 20, 2011

shitrock

Style of music totally lacking in originality that claims to be rock and roll, but has nothing in common with the soulful three chord progression based music that rock was derived from, played by over privileged upper middle class whiners who are probably blowing some record exec.

Just turn on your Radio or MTV to hear all the shitrock you can stand.

by ButterbeanLovesBeer July 20, 2008

Spizrock

Definition comes from Australia, typically a Melbourne word. adjective

Main context is used for when things turn around from a bad to much better situation, particularly when it comes to getting a mojo back.

Also attributable to when in a rut playing sports and losing, then all of a sudden things turn around and you got game again.

Joey B: Man i was bummed last night but then i got my spizrock on and hey presto...i scored!

Randy G: I was chatting up every girl in the club and was bombing...but then i found the girl to spizrock my world

by Slambro February 4, 2010

splitlicker

Pussy Eaters. Mostly geared towards lesbians.

Look at those splitlickers!

by CGB86 May 12, 2018

splitlicker

A person who likes to eat pussy. Mostly geared towards lesbian women.

Look at those two splitlickers.

by CGB86 May 12, 2018