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A Splitting of the Mind 

An absolutely beautiful Frerard fan fiction that will tear your heart to pieces upon finishing. Featuring Gerard Way as a snobbish patient in a mental ward and Frank Iero, a rape victim. Read at your own risk. Commonly shortened to "asotm."
I read A Splitting of the Mind and cried for days.

Don't read A Splitting of the Mind unless you're prepared for heartache.

a splitting of the mind 

a online book that will tear your heart out. a freared book that will actually kill you.
"yo did you read a splitting of the mind?" "don't even bring it up."

splitting wigs 

If shit don't change around here, I'm gonna start splitting wigs up in this bitch!!

Check splitting dominance 

The edge gained by ordering lots of drinks, every course and the most expensive items on the menu when you know the restaurant bill is to be shared...
Carl successfully achieved check splitting dominance when he moved to order the lobster entree right after ordering his third drink.

log splitting 

Verb. The act of passing a solid excrement through the line of a g-string or thong underwear.
"After a long and laborious night of burritos and beer, Wendy found herself log splitting the next day at work"
log splitting by sdrawkcaB March 30, 2015

Splitting Cannons 

Splitting Cannons: The occurrence in which an object, ie: shoulder strap, guitar strap, seat belt etc. segregates two excessively large mammary glands. Size would constitute 36 D and above
Man did you see the chick in that convertible? Her seatbelt was splitting cannons....
Splitting Cannons by Mr.Cannon January 15, 2011