Splird

Take 1/3 out of a cigarette. Add 1/3 Spliff. Call it a Splird.

I smoked a Splird on my lunch break.

by moneyline January 20, 2022

Splird

Take 1/3 out of a cigarette. Add 1/3 Spliff. Call it a Splird.

I smoked a Splird on my lunch break.

by moneyline January 20, 2022

Splidge

The sexy bulge in a girl's bikini or shirt that appears to be nearly busting out of it's confinement.

Did you see the splidge lines on that girl?

by Waynems May 3, 2011

spliddly diddly doobing badoobery foober

(Derogatory) A harsh racial slur against the tiny lizard people living in your anal cavity.

Tod: Man, my asshole hurts.
John: It must be those damn spliddly diddly doobing badoobery foobers living in your ass.
Lizard: :(

by frighteninglystupid March 31, 2022

Splirt

The last sip remaining out of a beer bottle. This substance is often mistaken for beer, but usually consisits of 99% saliva.

Kyle - "Hey, would like the last sip out of my beer Brad?"
Brad - "Heck no! I don't want your splirt!"

by Ro-Miller December 11, 2012

splid

Noun
Any liquid or semi-liquid that cannot immediately be identified.
This ranges from pastes found in the bottom of mayonnaise jars that have been waiting in the fridge for years, to that goo that showed up under your car.
Verb
The act of dropping, applying, spreading, or any sort of distribution of splid(noun). Inanimate objects can produce splid.

Noun: The splid in this stress ball is coming out, gross.

Verb: Do NOT open the fridge, something splid all over the bottom and I haven't cleaned it up yet.

by The atomic snowman October 21, 2007

Splurdle

Splurdle, v.t., (splurdling, splurdled). To masturbate as a female. Also n., the act or sensation of masturbation as a female.

Curiously, she often thought of gingerbread men when she began to splurdle.
I could use a good splurdle right now.

by MasturbationExpert February 23, 2009