2 definitions by The atomic snowman

Noun
Any liquid or semi-liquid that cannot immediately be identified.
This ranges from pastes found in the bottom of mayonnaise jars that have been waiting in the fridge for years, to that goo that showed up under your car.
Verb
The act of dropping, applying, spreading, or any sort of distribution of splid(noun). Inanimate objects can produce splid.
Noun: The splid in this stress ball is coming out, gross.

Verb: Do NOT open the fridge, something splid all over the bottom and I haven't cleaned it up yet.
by The atomic snowman October 5, 2007
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The target of a man trying to 'turn' a lesbian. Often a man will befriend and try to work the most feminine angle he can find, or work her vulnerabilities in an attempt for some action. Some do it for the pleasure, others because they can't seem to get a straight girl in the sack.
Joe has been after that lez-booty for months. I wish he'd just give it up, she'll never turn...
by The atomic snowman September 21, 2007
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