Spleen Dick

When you try to have sex with a former pretty girl whose appearance has drastically changed and your dick hides behind your spleen and won't come out.

Did you see her on Facebook? Used to be a hottie and now she just spleen dicked me.

by SpleendickUSA June 25, 2025

Splendickulous

The savory taste of the male genitalia in a womans oral cavity

I was with lou the other night, he tasted splendickulous!

by Titsmeow April 19, 2019

Spleendick

What happens when you see a former pretty girl who is no longer attractive due to poor choices and your dick curls up inside you behind your spleen

You see April lately? That girl used to gorgeous but I just saw her and she gave me spleendick

by Albert Adams June 25, 2025

splendickerus

An absolute banger of an idea

I have a splendickerus idea

by SkyUchiha95 May 30, 2023

splendick

a splendid dick.

Her: have you seen peyton's cock, its so small

Me: what do you mean he has a splendick.

by DILLYSWILLY May 4, 2024

Magically Splendickless

Adj. To describe a male to be so lacking in his own genital endowment that the sight of which elicits a splendid reaction pertaining to enchanting nature of the genitalia's absence.

He was being so obnoxious that the best response she had to stop his behavior was to shout, "Dammit, you are so magically splendickless!".

Often used by a magical red headed hoe .

by onephinepeace October 6, 2011