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splatterville 

(N) A place any man worth his scrotum will take a date. Usually a woman kneels on the ground naked with her mouth open like a baby bird. The moment a dude busts a nut all over her face and tits she’s visiting splatterville.
‘Welcome to splattervile dirty bird..’

‘Dude, I took your wife to to hair salon. On the way back we stopped in splatterville.’

Julie and her friends got a weekend pass to splatterville.

‘Baby, can we go to splatterville again tonight? I’m hungry.’

Splatterpillar Fashion 

you know them ridiculous novelty furry handbags? kinnda looks like a giant dead squashed caterpillar?
Joe: What the fuck is that thing gillys got over her shoulder?

Nick: dunno,... think she ran over it on the way here,
she's gonna dance around it later...

Joe: Thats Splatterpillar Fashion for ya....

Splatterpillar 

When a caterpillar gets stepped on it goes splat.
kid 1 - Wow! look at the size of that....

Sound 'splat'

kid 2 - uh, Splatterpillar?

kid 1 - It is now.
Splatterpillar by Whymeandnotyou22 September 27, 2011