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An inferior breed of sub-humans that download exploitatcious programs for use in computer games to supplement their bad genetics and lack of skill. As a result of such actions, they gain self-esteem from their apparent success, even though they had nothing to do with it.

A person who steals megahertz.
"HAX0RS HAEV STOELN YUOR MEGAHURTZ" - Jeff K.
by Mark Lam February 09, 2004
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The horrible moment when you realise that you have accidentally done something very slightly wrong which has very bad (usually embarassing) implications for you. This is typically the moment of realisation that you just sent a dirty text message to a close member of family, typically your mother, rather than the intended recipient.
Message: "i'm free this afternoon so come over and fuck me senseless, my parents will be out all day"
Recipient: Mum
Message Sent
- Onosecond occurs here -
by Jimmed September 26, 2006
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Word used by people who aspire to be hackers, but are too stupid to ever become one.
G1337haax0rs: I am l33t haxor gimme j000s r35p3c7 & uber skillz pls kthx


slutx0r: ok ok, I'll give you a leet hax0r programme

G1337haax0rs has accepted

G1337haax0rs has disconnected
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A person who believes themselves to be superior to others because they play computer games while utilizing malevolent or advantageous programs and files and type in a bizzare alphanumeric language called leet. They have no computer skillz themselves but utilize those given to them by others. Not to be confused with wordhacker/word. A noble group of people who can run a computer wisely and effeciently
That Hax0r wouldn't know a packet sniffer if it bit him in the ass
by Anonymous May 30, 2003
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1)A word to name the "leet", or should I say "1337" wannabes of the internet.
Usually meaning something along the lines of: An unauthorized user or individual who attempts to or gains access to an information system, or some information-related data.

2)Also hackers. There are really three main types of hackers, although you don't really hear about them. These are the black hat, white hat, and... well... the haxor.
1)
some guy: dUDE I"M sooooooo a L##T HAX0r>>>>> i JUSt haxed like frikin diabl0 stof.
other guy: Yeah.. meh too.

2)
Hacker1: Hey.. wana go hack into the pentagon and leave a message saying 'kilroy was here'?
Hacker2: No thanks, I just did that last night. How about we go out for a sandwich and some CHIPS. (get it)
Hacker1: Meh. Maybe later, let me just download some patches, I've got to see what's wrong with my connection, I'm only getting 424.53 Terra Bytes per Second.
by Plumberry August 18, 2005
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Gamer talk. o is sometimes replaced with a zero (Hax0r). An "S" can be added on to the word.

1. Haxors: Hack/Hacked
2. Haxors:Hacker/hackers
1. "I had to Hax0rs my way into his site."
2. "OMFG you guys are Hax0rs!!!!"
by micro339 July 13, 2008
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