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Spitzer'd

a. Like Punk'd. One who gets caught for doing hypocritical actions.
a. John, who is married, preaches that it's immoral and considered cheating going to a strip club. John later gets caught by his friends with a wad of twenties and singles in his hand while getting a lap dance at the local "Crazy Horse". John, you just got Spitzer'd!
by Mike Zo March 22, 2008
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d'spiter face

A woman who, despite her face, is still very attractive and fair game. Not to be confused with butter faces, these women are still desirable. Where as butter face starts with the positive (hot body) and ends with the negative (her face), d'spiter face is a term that maintains a positive attitude.
Donny: Hey, Rude, check out that pair of tits down the street.

Rudy: Man, take a better look

Donny: No, bro. You got it all wrong. She's a d'spiter face.
by Baby Carrot December 1, 2009
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Splitzer Ditzer

when the nose splits in the middle and resembles a vagina. the ditzer signifies the realtionsip that the Tom Grant or Alex Bassaches caused it.
by Winemister June 29, 2003
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dirty switzer

When you finger a strippers asshole and then proceeded to wipe the fecal matter on your friends face!
We were at The Rhino when Robert was fingering Cinnamon's sphincter, when he all of a sudden wiped it on Kevin's upper lip. The Dirty Switzer
by drunkinpublic October 9, 2016
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dummy spitter

adult who gets angry over chldish things and over reacts, much like a baby when its toys are taken away.

a dummy is also called a pacifier that is placed in a babies mouth. when it wants to scream it spits the dummy out.
i beat him at that computer games he says hes good on. he went mental what a dummy spitter.

did he get angry?

he really spat the dummy
by Drexxus March 7, 2008
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dirty spitter

the act of sucking your guys dick and getting him off letting him cum in your mouth. you then store his juices in your cheek like a chipmunk making him believe you swallowed. you then go in for a kiss and release his stuff back into his mouth, then you run like hell laughing.
im so glad that guy last night wasnt cute, i totally gave him a dirty spitter. haha..bet he doesnt call me anymore.
by Viesca August 19, 2008
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Urban dic spitter

A person that rejects potential Urban Dictionary definitions
Thanks for your definition of 'urban dic spitter'!
Editors reviewed your entry and have decided to not publish it.
by MrGS March 9, 2013
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