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d'spiter face
A woman who, despite her face, is still very attractive and fair game. Not to be confused with butter faces, these women are still desirable. Where as butter face starts with the positive (hot body) and ends with the negative (her face), d'spiter face is a term that maintains a positive attitude.
Donny: Hey, Rude, check out that pair of tits down the street.
Rudy: Man, take a better look
Donny: No, bro. You got it all wrong. She's a d'spiter face.
Rudy: Man, take a better look
Donny: No, bro. You got it all wrong. She's a d'spiter face.
d'spiter face by Baby Carrot December 1, 2009
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Splitzer Ditzer
when the nose splits in the middle and resembles a vagina. the ditzer signifies the realtionsip that the Tom Grant or Alex Bassaches caused it.
Splitzer Ditzer by Winemister June 29, 2003
dirty switzer
When you finger a strippers asshole and then proceeded to wipe the fecal matter on your friends face!
We were at The Rhino when Robert was fingering Cinnamon's sphincter, when he all of a sudden wiped it on Kevin's upper lip. The Dirty Switzer
dirty switzer by drunkinpublic October 9, 2016
dummy spitter
adult who gets angry over chldish things and over reacts, much like a baby when its toys are taken away.
a dummy is also called a pacifier that is placed in a babies mouth. when it wants to scream it spits the dummy out.
a dummy is also called a pacifier that is placed in a babies mouth. when it wants to scream it spits the dummy out.
i beat him at that computer games he says hes good on. he went mental what a dummy spitter.
did he get angry?
he really spat the dummy
did he get angry?
he really spat the dummy
dummy spitter by Drexxus March 7, 2008
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dirty spitter
the act of sucking your guys dick and getting him off letting him cum in your mouth. you then store his juices in your cheek like a chipmunk making him believe you swallowed. you then go in for a kiss and release his stuff back into his mouth, then you run like hell laughing.
im so glad that guy last night wasnt cute, i totally gave him a dirty spitter. haha..bet he doesnt call me anymore.
dirty spitter by Viesca August 19, 2008
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