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1. The act of being seduced and congregated by a lanky skinny mongo of a maths teacher and then getting shagged in the maths cupboard.
1. Person A: Wow, that maths teacher fit as fuck.
Person B: Watch out you may get spittled.
by XxxgayxxX June 21, 2019
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The horrible moment when you realise that you have accidentally done something very slightly wrong which has very bad (usually embarassing) implications for you. This is typically the moment of realisation that you just sent a dirty text message to a close member of family, typically your mother, rather than the intended recipient.
Message: "i'm free this afternoon so come over and fuck me senseless, my parents will be out all day"
Recipient: Mum
Message Sent
- Onosecond occurs here -
by Jimmed September 26, 2006
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when you are talking to someone and you begin to drule and try to play it off like you didnt but they caught you or you can point that you did it
person: man did you just spittled
other person: ya i spittled
by DJC00P August 06, 2011
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