Spittin Kittin 

A woman that squirts during her orgasm.

Everyone knows to wear their rain gear when eating Emma. Shes a spittin kittin!

Spittin Kittin by McRib-CHOMP November 20, 2021

spittin' kitten 

a woman whose vagina during arousal begins to ejaculate fluid in a stream or gushing fashion.

Before I begin any sexual act with my wife, I have to lay down a towel, for she has a spittin' kitten, if I don't I have to wash the bedding everynight.

spittin' kitten by thurstyg March 5, 2010

Shittin' Kittens

To be surprised or appalled.

When Tony said he won fifty bucks, I was nearly shittin' kittens!

Shittin' Kittens by VixenGypsy September 18, 2004

shittin' kittens

verb

1) To be amazed at an event, usually appalled or disgusted by it.

2) To find yourself in a strange or frightening situation.

1) When Jenny gave me a blumpkin I started shittin' kittens. (pardon the pun).


2) I was shittin' kittens when the cop asked if I had any yay.

shittin' kittens by Matth March 3, 2004

You ain't shittin' kittens 

Indicates strong agreement to a comment made by someone else, especially when that persons comment is a bit of an understatement, or states the glaringly obvious, or both.

Effectively equivalent to the phrase "That ain't no lie!!" or "Ain't that the truth?!", but said with great enthusiasm.

During a heavy thunderstorm, your friend says "It's a little bit wet outside." You respond with "You ain't shittin' kittens!!"

Two retail employees get done dealing with a difficult customer. In private, one says to the other "That guy was a douche!" The second responds with "Pfff, you ain't shittin' kittens!!"

You ain't shittin' kittens by Atavist December 14, 2010