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A synonym for zooted, but exclusively for weed.

When you're so fucking high out of your mind that you're on the floor cry-laughing at the dumbest shit, and eating a box full of stale oreos because they're so damn good.
"HAHAHAHAHAHAHA EYEBROWS"
"Dude, you are so fucking sparfed right now."
sparfed by cryptidcrackshack August 29, 2022
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Spiffed Up 

The act of being dressed up in a suit and tie, for an occasion or for no reason at all.
Matt: I feel like getting spiffed up and going to a nice club tonight. These dive bars are getting old.
Jack: Calm down
Spiffed Up by Random user May 3, 2017

Getting Spiroed 

I sold this guy a $600 hood. I sent the hood & he never sent the money.
"Man you just got Spiro'ed"

I have some engine parts for sale. The buyer seems shady.
"be careful, or you will be getting Spiroed.

Spiffed up 

1. To be spiffy or to obtain a lot of spiff
2. To be flashy, fly, and fresh
3. To be well dressed, and well swagged out
Travis Porter has a song defining spiffed up
- I'm clean, I'm spiffy, It's amazing ain't my spiff terrrific..
- I keep my pants creased, I keep my jeans tucked, i let my pants sag kuz i dont give a f*ck...polo shirt, check my polo bag, fresh hair cut come and take a photo man

Bob-man i hope john dresses good for the club, im trying to take some girls home
Mike-Yea but i hope he doesn't get too spiffed up, he'll make us look bad

- Bruh you see that dude over there all spiffed up, man i bet he got hella guap and pull hella hoes
- Hell yea man he's spiffed out ridiculous

spiffed out 

Kinda like being decked out, but spiffier.
You're look pretty spiffed out today, Bill.
spiffed out by Jerk June 18, 2006
1. past part. of spiff (to groom or make attractive) usu. spiffed up; also, well-dressed

2. Intoxicated esp. to a level of severely impaired motor and cognative function, usu. from ingestion of alcohol or alcohol in conjunction with other illicit/illegal drugs
1. "My dentist really spiffed up his waiting room over the summer!" or "My roommate spiffed up for his date tonight."

2. "After four shots and six beers, I was so spiffed I couldn't stand up." or "I was a little drunk when we got to her place, but after we smoked a couple bowls I was totally spiffed!"
spiffed by Johann7 November 10, 2008
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NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
Word of the Day on September 27, 2026

Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
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