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Spinnaker 

A method of sexual congress during which the female participant is fucked up the arse whilst her tender gentleman lover cocks her leg with one hand and holds her hair with the other, forming a pair of Husky Reins.
'I say Mary, you're positively glowing this morning - I trust you had a good night's sleep!'

'Stuff and nonsense, Matilda - James the butler put the Spinnaker on me last night - I tell you, I'm walking like fucking John Wayne today!'

'Bravo!'
Spinnaker by jimiusm September 11, 2006
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Spinnaker 

Noun: a political point or otherwise which can both prove a point and disprove it.
Spinnaker
DEM "Donald Trump has lost millions since being in office"

REP "Donald Trump isn't greedy with his money, he's spent so much"

CEN "I guess that's a spinnaker"
Spinnaker by PoopRihgus November 23, 2017

Spinnaker-panties 

noun. Generally used as a moniker for an orca fat girl you've had sex with but are too embarrassed to acknowledge by name when discussing the night with your friends. Named for the dawning realization of just how fat she is, when one picks up her panties from the bedroom floor and they are large enough to use as a spinnaker on a medium sized yacht.
"Normally I go for skinny, athletic chics; but after 6 beers and a half a bottle of scotch I often wake up next to spinnaker-panties in the morning. When I picked them up, her panties stretched my entire arm span."
Spinnaker-panties by quinndiesel January 12, 2012

Rip a spinnaker 

To become heavily intoxicated to the point that one’s fly remains down (or in extreme cases, complete removal of outer layer below the waist) for the remainder of the bender, possibly to the extent that the genitals are exposed.
Raffy: Did you hear about Manny? Linda’s left him again. I think he’s pretty keen to rip a spinnaker tonight.
Eduardo: Oh Christ. Alright, but I can’t see Manny’s pee hole again.

metal spinnaker 

A metal spinnaker is a colloquialism for an engine on a boat. So named because when u want to go fast easily, u go downwind with a spinnaker. Only the metal spinnaker will work on any wind direction
We needed a bit of extra power so we decided to hoist the metal spinnaker.
metal spinnaker by Chrls December 29, 2007

Midget Spinner 

The sexual act of lying down on your back with an erection, and having a little person sit on your dick (vaginally or anally). They then lift their legs up, you grab them by the sides, and spin them around super quickly like a Beyblade.
Example

Person 1: Man, I'm feeling so relaxed. Got a three foot tall hooker last night and gave her a Midget Spinner.

Person 2: Oh yeah, I've heard those are super therapeutic!
Midget Spinner by Stuneree January 28, 2023

digit spinner 

let me get my digit spinner to solve this equation
digit spinner by greentopdude August 2, 2017