spinakker 

Commonly called "spy" or "spinny", its a sail used in sport boats for going faster. This sail is only used going downwind or in reach courses. Great sailors commonly use it as a blanket in windy or stormy days.

errrrrr hoist the spinakker!
we covered ourselves with the spinny during the storm
EASE THE SPIIII!

spinakker by Annnoonymous May 23, 2011

Spinnakers 

A derogatory term for an unknown race of people who can often be found at bars. Most religious spinnakers are "gangster" blue-collar criminals. They always wear those stupid, little hats that nobody finds appealing in any way when practicing their religion. On top of those hats, they have expansive, overly-colored headdresses, making the hats unnecessary. Spinnakers have yellow teeth and brown noses. Their teeth are worse than those of Brits. Their terrifying yellow hands scare even the bravest, strongest men on the earth. Spinnakers only have one misshapen toe, and people often slip in the slime-trails that they always leave behind. Every spinnaker owns a Chevrolet Impala, and they never turn them off! Nothing good ever comes out of them besides waffles. They're really good at making waffles. If you ever see a spinnaker, he or she will most likely be eating an onion, because they love them for some stupid, unknown reason. This causes them to have horrible onion-breath. Spinnakers can dance really well, but only to a very obscure genre of music called "Mexican-Jungle-Reggae-R&B-Drum & Bass-Guitar" which sounds terrible. Only go to a spinnaker dance party if you are bringing earplugs or really loud headphones with your own music. Spinnakers can fly, causing many people to be envious of them. They even show off their flying skills while committing blue-collar crimes so the authorities are distracted by their envy and can't stop them.

"I've had it nearly up to here with spinnakers!"
"Their yellow hands are always gettin' all over me!"

"Cindy said that she is really fond of spinnakers."
"WHAT?!"
"Wait, wait, wait! Hold on! That's not the whole story! So, she's really fond of spinnakers, and she's always said that if you wish upon a spinnaker, your wish will come true, maybe!"

"One spinnaker decided to get a desk job..."
"Uh-huh?"
"And, O MY GOD, everyone was SO offended!"

The "Murder Hatchet Girls" are a fine example of spinnakers. They claim to not be spinnakers, and claim to be Juggalos but really they're spinnakers.

There are two episodes of Game Grumps in which they describe spinnakers while playing "Kirby's Epic Yarn."

Spinnakers by Leminid January 28, 2014

spakker 

A complete idiot, a stupid person. Used in England.

Richard is such a spakker he put soap in his hair instead of gel.

spakker by Lloydy November 5, 2003

Spinnaker-panties 

noun. Generally used as a moniker for an orca fat girl you've had sex with but are too embarrassed to acknowledge by name when discussing the night with your friends. Named for the dawning realization of just how fat she is, when one picks up her panties from the bedroom floor and they are large enough to use as a spinnaker on a medium sized yacht.

"Normally I go for skinny, athletic chics; but after 6 beers and a half a bottle of scotch I often wake up next to spinnaker-panties in the morning. When I picked them up, her panties stretched my entire arm span."

Spinnaker-panties by quinndiesel January 12, 2012

skit spinkler 

A male who urinates sitting down.

Ryan: did you see Matt, he is such a skit spinkler!

skit spinkler by aavoqdl February 17, 2014

spinkter 

its the skin around your poopy hole!!!! it tastes good

spinkter by WOMPER June 7, 2003

spitakke 

Very much grade school: completely covering someone's face with spit, usually by two or more guys.
Play on words for bukakke.

Jim, to dripping faced Danny: What happened?
Danny: theree 7th graders did a spitakke on me!
Jim: Damb, son, go the fuck home & wash!

spitakke by cyberpope67,BC,Canada September 10, 2009