one who frequently imbibes large quanities of alcohol and sunsequently engages in any of the following activities: undulation; public urination; cackling; cajoling others to join them in their activities by repeating the phrase (with fingers at lips) "come on boy you know you want to party" until their subject joins along in their swillard games; attempting to attract persons of the opposite sex by asking them if they would like a Mentos, or, if the subjects are traveling in a group, by inquiring: "how you ladies doin' tonight"; responding to any external stimulus by repeating the phrase " et, ut, ott", etc.

come on you swillard, stop pissing in my trash can.

swillard by Anonymous April 22, 2003

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Skilliant

Things which are even better than skill – it’s Skilliant!

That was a Skilliant day out!

Skilliant by Loulah Wood April 26, 2010

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Skulltard

Too drink to the point where you can't smile without your mouth closed. Then look around like you are crossing a busy road.i

Derek had a couple drinks and got all skulltarded.

Hey look at Derek, he had too much, now he's sitting over there in that chair all skulltarded!

Skulltard by Bobby-b June 7, 2013

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