Spiderfan 

The act of masturbating whilst hanging upside down opposite a powerful fan with a spiderman mask only half on ones face. One then ejaculates into ones hand and slings it into the fan like the famous webslinger. The fan then it blows the jizm back onto oneself - preferably in the chest.

hey man i was bored last night so I totally Spiderfanned myself FAP! FAP! FAP! FAP! FAP!

I heard that Brad gave himself the old Spiderfan last night. That's probably why his shirt is sticking to his chest.

Spiderfan by Virender Shewag December 15, 2011

spiderman and elsa

A fucking terrible thing that should end now

Bob:The spiderman and elsa videos are fucking terrible right billy
Billy: for damn sure the people that run the channels that post those should end

spiderman and elsa by Frydtost December 19, 2018

spiderman thread 

A message board posting technique designed to end or derail threads that its user finds uninteresting or lacking productive discussion. This technique involves posting screencaps from the 1967 Spider-Man cartoon series with humorous captions unrelated to the original thread topic. The user generally initiates a Spiderman thread with captions intended to declare that the original thread topic will no longer be discussed. Occasionally, additional users contribute to the derailing with their own screencaps of Spider-Man. Frequently used on 4chan's various message boards, where the technique originated. Generally used to derail threads about incest or "wincest."

Wincest? That's a funny way to say Spiderman thread.

spiderman thread by AntonioCastagnoli May 26, 2013

irondad and spiderson 

The BEST marvel relationship in the world.

"Dude, have you read any fanfictions on irondad and spiderson?!"
"Yeah, they are so adorable."

irondad and spiderson by KAYLINJAMIEALEXISNORA June 20, 2018

Emoji Spiderman 

An emoji Spiderman 👊💦😜 is when you text your friends about how you climaxed in your hand and threw it in someone's face.

Emoji Spiderman - ah man I didn't need to see how you Spiderman'd some chick last night.

Emoji Spiderman by Fatterry November 25, 2017

Reverse Spiderman 

The act of preforming a sex act where you dangle from the celling while you fling semen into your partners vaginal cavity. Only a few individuals are able to preform this stunt correctly.

Ouugh please do Reverse Spiderman on me Jario

Reverse Spiderman by not...daniel April 26, 2021

Spiderman 

Your local idiot who sprays silly string from the top of skyscrapers and thinks he can fly

Emma Stone: Look! It’s a jumper *girly scream*
Jamie Foxx: Nah it’s just that drunk spiderman

Spiderman by uvogin May 21, 2022