Spider Webbed

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When you're eating out a girl and your gum gets stuck in her vaj. While you're trying to get it out it strings all over the place, and you leave it there for her to find in the morning.

Girl: I found your surprise you left me from last night.
Guy: Yeah you got spider webbed
Girl: You got some cleaning up to do.
Guy: Don't count on it.

Spider Webbed by asshole45678 October 25, 2009

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Spider-Webbed

Coming in your hand and throwing it at your partner.

Linda didn't want me to come inside her, so I shot in my hand and spider-webbed her.

Spider-Webbed by e0a8198 February 21, 2010

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Spiders webbed

A spider man like fling of seamen from one's hand onto the face of another.

Beeds, i just spiders webbed this sloot.

Spiders webbed by Beeds January 12, 2008

spiderwebed

When a guy blows his "love load" into your hair and the aforementioned "love load" matts into the hair and creates a spiderweb looking mess.

Billy bob spiderwebed me last night and and it took me hours to wash it out.

spiderwebed by Fantastic fingerer July 30, 2014

spiderwebbed

state of the windscreen or glass after a high velocity local impact at . A visual onometopeia, as cracks proceed from the epicenter of impact, radially outwards, much like a spider's web.

i was thrown violently against the windscreen, and rebounded into the air.. i am ok but i spiderwebbed the windscreen beyond repair.

spiderwebbed by sid June 27, 2004

Spiderwebbed me

Smashing too hard, and spiderwebbing pelvis.

Red smashed me, I think he spiderwebbed me. Need to make a trip to the ER.

Spiderwebbed me by Sudafed Red February 1, 2021

SpiderWebbed

When you cum onto your pubes and it resembles a spider web as it dribbles

Girl: Hey what you up to.
Man: I just 'spiderwebbed' myself so i gotta clean up

SpiderWebbed by MrEntrepreneur October 13, 2021

yub nub

(Ewokese) Freedom!

And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!

yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010

Word of the Day on September 4, 2026

dirrty

1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.

1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.

dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003

Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.

1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!

Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009

Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.

Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!

Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021

Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.

Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.

Back when I lived in upstate new york by NDcent December 14, 2010

Word of the Day on August 31, 2026

TLDU

Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR

Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!

TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019

Word of the Day on August 30, 2026