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Spider-Webbed

Coming in your hand and throwing it at your partner.
Linda didn't want me to come inside her, so I shot in my hand and spider-webbed her.
Spider-Webbed by e0a8198 February 21, 2010

Spiders webbed 

A spider man like fling of seamen from one's hand onto the face of another.
Beeds, i just spiders webbed this sloot.
Spiders webbed by Beeds January 12, 2008

spiderwebed 

When a guy blows his "love load" into your hair and the aforementioned "love load" matts into the hair and creates a spiderweb looking mess.
Billy bob spiderwebed me last night and and it took me hours to wash it out.

spiderwebbed 

state of the windscreen or glass after a high velocity local impact at . A visual onometopeia, as cracks proceed from the epicenter of impact, radially outwards, much like a spider's web.
i was thrown violently against the windscreen, and rebounded into the air.. i am ok but i spiderwebbed the windscreen beyond repair.
spiderwebbed by sid June 27, 2004

Spiderwebbed me 

Smashing too hard, and spiderwebbing pelvis.
Red smashed me, I think he spiderwebbed me. Need to make a trip to the ER.
Spiderwebbed me by Sudafed Red February 1, 2021

SpiderWebbed 

When you cum onto your pubes and it resembles a spider web as it dribbles
Girl: Hey what you up to.
Man: I just 'spiderwebbed' myself so i gotta clean up
SpiderWebbed by MrEntrepreneur October 13, 2021
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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