The-Spider
cock is a extremely infectious disease that occurs during a blowjob or masturbation when the victim tugs a little to hard on the tip of their dick. Because of this they rip the top/tip of their dick off to reveal a metallic colored humanoid spider hiding in a hollow meaty blood tube inside of their dick which it has eaten out over time, and along the inside of your shaft are the spider-
cock’s baby eggs growing about to burst! Once spider-
cock realizes that it has been revealed it quickly climbs to the top of your dick and stabs itself into place on top of your
cock causing extreme pain, as it soon starts screaming at you, and digs deeper into your
cock in a fit of rage.
The only cure is to self circumcise or take the shower, crank that baby on high, change it too the sprayer, turn the water as
hot as possible, and let that mf spray Spider-
Cock away.
You
will have to get a prosthetic dick if not treated promptly to discovery.
Nicky: *sucking
cock* oh tod *chokes on his schlong* your dick *mmmmhphhhh*! Your dick is so yummy!
Tod: oh I know babes, it is 9 inches long!
Nicky: WHAT THE FUCK ONLY 9 INCHES LONG!
Nicky: *rips her
head away from his
cock*
Tod: FUCK women! You just ripped off the tip of my dick!
Nicky: ohhhh, is that my faul- TOD WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT IN YOUR SHAFT? - IS THAT A TUBE!? OH MY there’s a fucking
SPIDER CLIMBING OUT OF YOUR DICK!!
Tod: GET THE HOSE I AM not GOING TO CIRCUMSISE THIS ONE IT IS THE THIRD TIME THIS HAS HAPPENED! I AM NOT PAYING $3000 FOR ANOTHER DICK BECAUSE OF A Spider-
Cock, WE ARE GOING TO SOW THE TIP BACK ON!
Nicky: uHMM! bye-
