Spicy Surprise

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When a man douses his penis with Tabasco sauce secretly and then immediately proceeds to insert his penis into a girl's vagina balls deep.

John: I gave Shirley a Spicy Surprise last night and she squealed like a stuck pig!

Jack: Shit son! Oh no you didn't!

Spicy Surprise by Ojpoj July 23, 2013

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Spicy Surprise

While a woman is giving a blowjob to a man, they take some grinded takis, and start sucking the mans dick with said takis. The man would feel an incredible amount of pain and pleasure

bro my girl gave me a "Spicy Surprise" and my dick is all red now

Spicy Surprise by ImAManOfGod June 14, 2021

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spicy Thai surprise

when a oriental woman shoves her finger in her anus then removes it, and inserts it in the slit of your penus, thus creating a burning sensation.

Wow, that girl gave me one hell of a spicy Thai surprise last night.!

spicy Thai surprise by dome_dog3321 June 29, 2009

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The ol' spicy sausage surprise switcheroo supreme

When you trick your partner by using a ramen noodle spice package as a condom but then they give you a blowjob and taste the seasoning. They bite your dick with the intent of revenge but realize that you we're using a sausage casing full of chicken blood as your dick the whole time.

"I gave my girl The ol' spicy sausage surprise switcheroo supreme and she didn't call the cops on me"
"She's a keeper bro"
"I know I'm thinking of proposing this July"
"Oh no way, congrats bro"
"Thanks, bro"

The ol' spicy sausage surprise switcheroo supreme by SpikingThePuns July 1, 2016

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spicy suprise

When you squirt siracha in your girls eyes and suprisingly cum on her face.

Last night, i gave my wife a spicy suprise.

spicy suprise by anonymous May 29, 2022

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Mexican Spice Suprise

When you have a girl on all fours and you reach in your back pocket and take out a jalapeno and put it in her ass and break it off and rub the other half on her vagina

1:Hey did did you eat those jalapenos I gave you

2 No I gave this girl a Mexican Spice Suprise

Mexican Spice Suprise by Leddyking September 9, 2020

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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