Sphincteritis 

A viral infestation of asshole behavior. Extremely ubiquitous. No known cure but sure working on one.

Jeff was suffering from a severe case of sphincteritis

Sphincteritis by Dr. AntiSphincter May 17, 2010

sphincterite

A highly concentrated brown rock found between ones ass cheaks. The rock is caused by poo particles buildingup overtime to form a rock like substance.

ow! someone hit mein the face with a sphincterite!

sphincterite by poo 2 stink ratio July 28, 2003

sphincterific 

A sarcastic way of saying something is not so good.

This goat anus pizza is sphincterific!

sphincterific by Glenn M January 9, 2006

sphinctertits 

A birth defect where one has nipples or nipple like birthmarks on each ass cheek creating an image like tits for an ass.

Wow, are those nipples on her ass?
She has a great pair of sphinctertits!!

sphinctertits by Coho1989 July 24, 2009

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016