Sperrys are the "wanna be" version of top siders. They're only like 50 bucks and are extremely uncomfortable. Those who wear them refuse to acknowledge the pain because they are so desperate to convey the preppy boater look. Those who actually wear top siders for their intended purpose know the best brands and like to keep it that way because they are the genuine people who the top sider supporters aspire to be.

Hahahahah, you wear sperrys

sperrys by Anon Anforth griffen January 2, 2008

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sperryfoot

The disgustingly delicious aroma that results from wearing sperry topsiders as they are meant to be worn...without socks.

Bob has a legendary case of Sperryfoot since he always wears his sperrys without socks

sperryfoot by G train April 10, 2007

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Sperry

-The official shoe of college students, and that of most fraternity driven men.
-Usually a very tan color, worn without socks and helps with stability when binge drinking.
-Most college girls, or sorority girls have an attraction to "bros" that wear sperrys
-The shoe name Top-Sider is the most common collection worn

He's got one sperrys and he is an alpha delta, what a bro.

She loves her guys to wear sperrys.

Sperry by Bro Montoya May 5, 2011

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Sperry Foot

The ratchet stank created by wearing sperry shoes with no socks.

Rob- Damn nigga wtf is that smell? ( *runs to bathroom and vomits*)

Todd- Bro Jarrett didn't wear socks again,,nigga got dat sperry foot rot stank.

Sperry Foot by str8 outta dp November 12, 2015

sperry's heel

The slight wound at the back of your heel caused by breaking in your new Sperry Topsiders

Bro 1: check my new Sperrys bro. pretty sick, right?
Bro 2: fuck yeah but what's with the band-aids? not frat.
Bro 1: they gave me bad Sperry's heel bro.
Bro 2: then stop buying cheap sperrys.

sperry's heel by BossHausMcgauss September 13, 2011