Definitions by MyLittleWarlock

creeping cow

A lactating woman on all fours is milked while crawling around the room.

I totally went home with that milf last night and did the creeping cow.

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The crusty formation of residue that forms on the underside of a desk where copious amounts of porn is viewed.

I got totally grossed out when I tried to move my son's computer desk the other night. It had 6 inch sperlagmites on it!

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