Spelunked

The term used for when you die, have a close call, or get hit multiple times in an outrageous and whimsically bombastic way in Spelunky Classic, Spelunky HD, or Spelunky 2.

"Ah, man. I just got Spelunked."

by GagePatoine June 9, 2022

vulva spelunker

A male slut (or lesbian slut). One who overindulges in sexual intercourse.

They are often womanizers whose sole goal is to find the next vagina. Women only consist of a vaginal opening to them.

"I am going cave exploring this weekend," Wilbur said.
Edward replied with a grin, "funny, me too!"
Wilbur answered, "You're a fucking vulva spelunker!"
Edward retorted, "That isn't nice. Just because I like the puss and you can't get any doesn't give you the right to call me names."

by Nutzen YerMouf February 8, 2018

Anal Spelunking

Anal spelunking the act of cavelike exploration in the anus of a loved one

honey i really enjoyed our adventure in Anal spelunking last night, i was enthralled by your wonderful lady caverns

by Mind Machine February 23, 2009

Rectal Spelunker

That lucky guy who has a wife or girlfriend that lets him get her up on all fours and proceed to play. He spreads her ass cheeks wide and applys his nose close to her balloon knot and slowly inhales the aroma of her stink star. Gentle licking and sucking causes her tastey gumhole to soften up as he prepares for penetration. Lubing up real well he inserts his rock hard cok in her anus and gradually pumps away building up too an awesome orgasm, dumping a massive load of man-goo deep in her rectum.

Dave: Steve, you ever had anal with Doris?

Steve: Man, I am her Rectal Spelunker and she loves it!

by The King Cornholer April 6, 2008

sprunked

Verb: the complete and utter obliteration of someone in a GTA V race. Usually to a point where they have to restart.

He sprunked me off of the track and into the river! I just sprunked myself!

by TheDimensionist February 13, 2017

Slunked

The feeling when you are extremely tired and start acting drunk

Yo Dave I so slunked right now

by Bacon is not jmaycan February 13, 2017

ass spelunker

an individual who explores the anal passageways of another, through use of a tool such as a dildo or a penis. derived from ass, the anal region of the human body, while spelunking is cave exploring, thus the act of exploring the cavities of ones asshole. also used to describe a homosexual.

"boys i dont think mr garrison would say eat penguin shit you ass spelunker, m'kay?"

by Anonymous August 1, 2003