speeze

When a girl sneezes and squirts a bit of pee by accident. This affliction gets more common with age and/or after childbirth.

Maria: "Ah, ah, choo! Oh crap!"
John: "What's the matter?"
Maria: "I just speezed. Now I have to change my panties."

by KuriousOranj November 16, 2006

speeze

speeze is a slang word used for my space.

Go check out my profile on the speeze!

by Stefanie1214 December 7, 2007

Speeze

An utterly disgusting creature. Greasy. Infectiously addicted to being lazy. No motivation to wipe ass. WOW, What a fucking joke.

Quit being such a speeze. Wake the fuck up its 5pm!

by Oak tree November 13, 2013

Speeze

Doing good or spreading clout

Yo, I just speezed on some homeless people by giving them some food.

by Bio_Fuel2 July 10, 2018

Speeze

A fuckin idiot who never listens and constantly refuses help

"Hey drew, you need help?"

"No it's ok i got it, it's only 40 pounds."

"Come here you fukin speeze

by anonymous November 20, 2020

Speeze

A spazz and a sneeze combined; a very seizure-type of sneeze.

My brother just speezed, and got it all over his clothes.

by rhavfletch December 10, 2023

pelvic sneeze

A slang term for orgasm, particularly a male orgasm, coined by YouTuber sam o’nella.

“They had the middle aged woman train the young boys in the old art of holding in the pelvic sneeze.

by Quietbox September 29, 2020