Speedy Trains

A fucktard of a train enthu that forces open PSDs at MRTs and begs the train driver to horn

Example 1:

MRT Announcement: *There is a service disruption due to a broken PSD.

Person 1: Who caused it?

Person 2: Speedy Trains forced the PSD open and it broke.

Example 2:
Person 1: Why is the train driver scolding this primary school kid?
Person 2: Oh, that primary school kid is Speedy Trains. He begged the train driver to press the horn and he got scolded. He totally deserved that scolding lol.

Speedy Trains by Speedy Trains June 6, 2024

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Australian Speed Train

When one uses their penis to insert ecstasy into another's Anus.

My mate had trouble shelving a pill on the weekend, so I gave him the Australian Speed Train.

Australian Speed Train by Mr. Appetite November 28, 2018

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Australian Speed Train

When one uses their penis to help insert ecstasy into another's anus.

My mate had trouble shelving a pill on the weekend, so I gave him the old Australian Speed Train

Australian Speed Train by Mr. Appetite November 28, 2018

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mexican speed train

Tying a razor blade to ones penis, and smacking another person in the mouth with it

Do not Mexican speed train me!

mexican speed train by county boy 101 February 27, 2014

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bullshot

n. A screenshot fabricated by a company to misrepresent the graphics of a game; a combination of the words bullshit and screenshot.

Originated from Penny Arcade, a popular gaming webcomic.

-Have you seen Madden 2006 for the Xbox 360? The graphics are gonna be awesome!
-Dude, the Madden 2006 images they showed at E3 were bullshots. It doesn't look nearly as good as they said.

bullshot by Worker Unit #503,298,545 September 26, 2005

Word of the Day on July 15, 2026

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Gayborhood

N. A neighborhood containing homes, clubs, bars, restaurants, and other places of business and entertainment that cater to homosexuals.

"They've opened up a new club in the Gayborhood called the Male Box."

Gayborhood by Mia Shields January 6, 2006

Word of the Day on July 14, 2026

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kenlet

A small piece of information. Derived from the word ken, used often in the scottish language and is synonymous with knowledge.

Person 1: "Hey I don't get this shit. How do you solve this problem?"
Person 2: "I got that one. Give me some kenlets on this assignment and I'll help you w/ that one."

kenlet by Norma Y. October 8, 2005

Word of the Day on July 13, 2026

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