Speedy Trains

A fucktard of a train enthu that forces open PSDs at MRTs and begs the train driver to horn

Example 1:

MRT Announcement: *There is a service disruption due to a broken PSD.

Person 1: Who caused it?

Person 2: Speedy Trains forced the PSD open and it broke.

Example 2:
Person 1: Why is the train driver scolding this primary school kid?
Person 2: Oh, that primary school kid is Speedy Trains. He begged the train driver to press the horn and he got scolded. He totally deserved that scolding lol.

by Speedy Trains June 6, 2024

Australian Speed Train

When one uses their penis to insert ecstasy into another's Anus.

My mate had trouble shelving a pill on the weekend, so I gave him the Australian Speed Train.

by Mr. Appetite November 28, 2018

Australian Speed Train

When one uses their penis to help insert ecstasy into another's anus.

My mate had trouble shelving a pill on the weekend, so I gave him the old Australian Speed Train

by Mr. Appetite November 28, 2018

mexican speed train

Tying a razor blade to ones penis, and smacking another person in the mouth with it

Do not Mexican speed train me!

by county boy 101 February 27, 2014