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Speed Boating 

When you grab a girls breasts, put your face in them and go 'BRRRRRRRRRRRRR' while shaking your head from side to side.
I feel like Speed Boating her.
Speed Boating by MLTZER September 22, 2009

Speed-Boating 

When you motor boat two girls tits at the same time at high speed.
"Dude, I was totally Speed-Boating Jess and Steph at that party last night."
Speed-Boating by PsychoFazza March 1, 2017

speed-bating 

Poor guy had so little time, he was speed-bating before his roommate got home.
speed-bating by SarahShy January 6, 2008

Speed Boat-ing

1. To procrastinate to the point of avoiding the thing completely
2. To do a job so badly nobody wants it, anyway.
Boss: What is this shit?
Employee: I was Speed Boat-ing...
Boss: You're fired!!!

Speedboating 

Guy Lombardo was not just a orchestra leader, he was into speedboating as well.
Speedboating by Flava Jay December 9, 2008
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piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
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