A fat, fake, stupid dickhead. Usually has no friends and will work hard trying to be cool and fit in with the rest of the croud.
by Jermyn December 28, 2007
Get the Speding mug.The act of speeding just after escaping from an area of dense traffic. Flooring it after you pass the car in front of you often leading to speeding tickets or warnings.
"Jim got pulled over yesterday for freedom speeding on the freeway."
"Freakin cop pulled me over when i was only freedom speeding for ten seconds."
"Freakin cop pulled me over when i was only freedom speeding for ten seconds."
by KurachiSauce September 25, 2011
Get the Freedom Speeding mug.by notkevinjonas March 8, 2019
Get the spesingle mug.Trying to recall where and when you spent all your money normally when that said money is needed. Occurs because of bad spending habits and fucking awesome party nights.
"Dude, I'm so bad with money! It just disappears."
"You might have spending amnesia. I remember you lost at beer pong then hit the pubs with those trannys.'"
"You might have spending amnesia. I remember you lost at beer pong then hit the pubs with those trannys.'"
by whydee September 16, 2011
Get the spending amnesia mug.In the most potentially funny film of 2008 ‘Be Kind, Rewind‘, Jack Black and Mos Def must re-record classic movies to replace broken VHS tapes. The process is described in the film as sweding, or “re-making something from scratch using whatever you can get your hands on.”
by Morten Folkvord February 14, 2008
Get the sweding mug.When you're walking/riding/driving so slow that you get aggraveted by the situation, so you say "I'm speeding like a plum!". Since plums can't speed at all the direct meaning is contrasted in a sarcastic definition, emphasized as going so slow, almost stopping.
(carrying Corey in the bike)
Corey: Hurry up Tim! We're late for the soccer game!
Tim: I can't! I'm doing the best I can but You're too heavy.. we are speeding like a plum!
Corey: Hurry up Tim! We're late for the soccer game!
Tim: I can't! I'm doing the best I can but You're too heavy.. we are speeding like a plum!
by BrazaBoyy~ RJ December 16, 2009
Get the Speeding Like a Plum mug.When you drive faster than the speed limit, trying to get home in a hurry, because you're having a number 2 emergency.
Travis had to go so bad, he was racing down the road, and a cop pulled him over while he was poop-speeding.
by Jakebreak July 7, 2009
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