Go into a bar with a fake persona then chat up a girl and repeatedly buy her drinks and rufie her until all motor skills are lost. Follow this by carrying her to a hotel room and laying her spread on the bed proceed the deeply throat fuck her whilst shitting in her cleavage. Then turn around and titty fuck her smashing shit into her chin until she throws up then slap her in the face with a spunky, shitty and vomit covered penis until her cheekbones are a lovely purple color.
I picked up the girl the other night and gave her The O'Rourke Speciality said the man to his lawyer.
A person with a tremendous amount of Experience on both the Inside and the outside (if you know what I mean). Also known as Carpenters, they tend to be the most amazing lovers due to their extensive knowledge of how to swing large hammers, working with wood, and of course the use of their hands. Alcoholic Tendencies often accompany such a person, as it acts as somewhat of a coping mechanism for having to work and build all daylong, all while carrying around very large testicles. You can find them on almost any jobsite, just keep an eye out for the guys walking around with large bulges in the fronts of their pants.
Hey is that guy an Interior/Exterior Specialist? By the look of that bustedzipper on his pants , I'd say yes!
one of the best half-life mods available. inspired by action movies, most notably the matrix, kill bill, face-off, and others. you can even do inhuman acrobatic stunts.
unfortunately, it's marred by people who complain and whine all the time about certain weapons, elitists who hold others' fighting styles with contempt, elitists who refuse to use certain weapons because they feel those weapons are too "cheap", and the only map the servers run is ts_lobby, something like counter-strike's de_dust.
i used to play the specialists a lot. but then, idiots ruined the game.
A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.
An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"
Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."