(n.)
1. A person who is very horny and typical jerks off to porn of men jerking off.
2. Someone whos actions make absolutely no sense, and often makes a fool of himself, not to please others, but for his own amusement. Example: smelling girls hair (for a long time), or making obxious faces at the opposite sex.
1. A person who is very horny and typical jerks off to porn of men jerking off.
2. Someone whos actions make absolutely no sense, and often makes a fool of himself, not to please others, but for his own amusement. Example: smelling girls hair (for a long time), or making obxious faces at the opposite sex.
1.Wow with all that cum on your face reminds me of Special John.
2.Stop acting like a Special John and get your head out from inside the toilet.
2.Stop acting like a Special John and get your head out from inside the toilet.
by Eminem October 7, 2004
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The John Kruk Special is a term for a piece of sausage and one meatball with your spaghetti. This term is named for the former Phillies baseball player John Kruk, who lost a ball to testicular cancer. Therefore, John Kruk, the baseball player, is symbolized by the John Kruk Special, featuring a piece of sausage, but only one meatball.
Would you like sausage or meatballs with your spaghetti tonight?
Well, I'm feeling hungry. I'll take the John Kruk Special.
One meatball and one sausage coming right up!
Well, I'm feeling hungry. I'll take the John Kruk Special.
One meatball and one sausage coming right up!
by Cheela June 28, 2006
Get the John Kruk Special mug.A meal, usually eaten at breakfast time, consisting of a quadruple vodka (four quadruple vodkas for the brave) and a ham sandwich. This was John Bonham's (led zeppelin drummer) last meal, hence the title. It can also be a verb as in "he John Bonham Specialed that ass, and now he's pukin'"
"I wanted to get hammered one morning so I had the John Bonham Special"
"I dared him to get a John Bonham special and he did"
"I dared him to get a John Bonham special and he did"
by NBurrell December 28, 2007
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Get the John Cena Special mug.The person I was deeply in love with for over a year rejected me but the letter they wrote as a rejection was the most beautiful and affirming thing anyone has ever said to me, really feeling the John Green Special right now.
by PossibleDefiner February 6, 2024
Get the The John Green Special mug.This term refers to something that looks extremely queer. It can also be applied to something that exudes a sense of douchebaggery.
Fat kid: "Hey old man, don't you think my Ed Hardy pants are tight!!!"
Old man: "What are you talking about?"
Fat kid: "My jeans! Aren't they nice! I bought you a pair, so you can be a fresh jivin' douche-faggot like me."
Old man: "Oh... you mean those Elton John Specials. Not for me, thanks!"
Old man: "What are you talking about?"
Fat kid: "My jeans! Aren't they nice! I bought you a pair, so you can be a fresh jivin' douche-faggot like me."
Old man: "Oh... you mean those Elton John Specials. Not for me, thanks!"
by crowbardog April 25, 2010
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