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People who are just spastic in the head.
Hayley Your friends are spazzzy
Spazzzy by Joelydia21 October 14, 2010
Words you can keep

spazzy bastard 

When a lil man is trying to steal your girl; u then may proceed to smack said spazzy bastard as if you would to your wife
Big Man:"Who is this lil man?" Lil Man:"You spazzy bastard"

Spazzy Wacky 

It's when you get into a physical altercation with someone for a wack, or stupid, reason.
Don't you DARE go spazzy wacky with me, boo! The shade I threw yo' way is REAL!
Spazzy Wacky by shadyboo June 24, 2016

spazzygasm

A spazmatic moment of joy, resembling that of an orgasm.
climax,oh my god oh my god oh my god. Don't have a spazzygasm it's not that important.
spazzygasm by Your Pseudoname October 14, 2010

spazzy spot 

Oh no there are no parking spaces left better grab a spazzy spot
spazzy spot by Rudi2 September 29, 2008

spazzy monkey 

A sexual position on the secret last page of the kama sutra sex book, in which the male hangs upside down from a rope attatched to the ceiling and another male/female hangs from the first males genitals. The rope is then rapidly swung in an anti clockwise direction, putting a lot of stress on the first males genitals; the primary objective being to enlarge the penis.
faiz had a 7 foot long dick, must have been practisibg the spazzy monkey often.
danesh has the biggest penis I have ever seen. That's coz he does the spazzy monkey with joshua
spazzy monkey by Al Jabreezi Jihad November 23, 2013

Spazzy Weirdo 

An imbecile who can't control his inner thoughts who says something so moronic, that it leads to those around him interceding his outburst with the intricate, yet subtly hilarious insult.

Variations : "Spazzy neektard", "Spazzy retard" "Big Spazz
"Would you ever shut up your spazzy weirdo" - Tom Boran
Spazzy Weirdo by Sagaciousless February 17, 2020
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026
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