Spastered

Being spastically plastered - losing all use of limbs while being plastered

I was so spastered last night I couldn’t even …

by Clovid March 6, 2022

shattered the glass

A moment of realisation that changes your perception on something.

When you realise a friend has an annoying habit and then that's all you notice about the person and it kind of ruins them.

I thought Jackson was cool until I realised all he talks about is golf and it's just completely shattered the glass

by dontmesswithlawyers June 8, 2017

Shattered Mast

N. When a girl who is riding slips off and crashes down on the mans erect penis, shattering his "mast" like the tentacle of the mighty kraken

"Wanna do some squats breh?"
"No thanks, still sore from a shattered mast"

by Mundungus Waferbop July 25, 2016

scattered smothered and covered

Slang for a way of ordering hashbrowns at The Waffle House diners. Scattered smothered and covered means that the hashbrowns are scattered on the grill, smothered with diced onions, and covered with melted cheese.

After a long night of drinking, you have to head down to The Waffle House at 3am and get em scattered smothered and covered.

by poontang October 16, 2006

shattered penis

A word used to describe how someone feels when extremely hung over.

"I drank so much last night, now I feel like a bag of shattered penises."

by cobbnobbler December 28, 2009

shattered heart

when you have a broken heart so bad you are broken beyond repair that’s it, your depressed forever. no more fun, no more anything. you just don’t want to be in existence to the point where you stay at home everyday and struggle to just get your clothes on because you know there’s no meaning in what you do and there never will be

Friend1: ......
Friend2: Woah. you have a shattered heart?.. i’m sorry..

by FrostyBYT April 14, 2018

shattered finger syndrome

Also known as SFS, Shattered Finger Syndrome is a disease your friends and relatives get that prevents them from being able to respond to your IMs and emails.

You: Hey
Friend: ...
You (2 hours later): Hello?
Friend: ...
You (48 hours later): Wtf, are you dead? You aren't idle.
Friend: ...
You: Oh shit, you have Shattered Finger Syndrome! I'll have to call the police! I only pray I'm not too late...

by SeanG March 20, 2008